{"id":87,"date":"2011-10-12T07:20:15","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T07:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/?p=87"},"modified":"2012-04-27T06:12:11","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T06:12:11","slug":"paislash-pieslash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"Paislash (Pieslash?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t typically link to these kinds of games, as I think they&#8217;re sort of a cesspool of shit programming and uninteresting gameplay with shoddy graphics meant to appeal to perverted Japanese men.<\/p>\n<p>That said, the proverbial blob of primordial goo that is the _bouncing oppai genre_ (only on Android) appears to have mutated into some vaguely Fruit Ninja-esque &#8230; dare I call it a game?<\/p>\n<p>But words do not do this game justice.  Observe:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-XAIc_oP2Qg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You can download the game for free &#8220;on Android Market&#8221;:https:\/\/market.android.com\/details?id=aoiro.PaiSlash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t typically link to these kinds of games, as I think they&#8217;re sort of a cesspool of shit programming and uninteresting gameplay with shoddy graphics meant to appeal to perverted Japanese men. That said, the proverbial blob of primordial goo that is the _bouncing oppai genre_ (only on Android) appears to have mutated into &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/?p=87\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Paislash (Pieslash?)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vidya","category-handhelds"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2oQjh-1p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions\/219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}