{"id":78,"date":"2011-09-26T03:04:58","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T03:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/?p=78"},"modified":"2012-04-27T06:12:11","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T06:12:11","slug":"asdfjkl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"asdfjkl;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dropped my iPod somewhere around work and dear lord WHERE IS IT<\/p>\n<p>Well I guess one of two things will happen, either I will discover that it was somewhere obvious, or else I will never see it again; i don&#8217;t know that such things as good samaritans exist in this uncivilised barbaric desert of a place<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line is that unless I pick up an iPhone next year I&#8217;m somewhat less likely to be doing anything on iOS for awhile <img src='https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' \/> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dropped my iPod somewhere around work and dear lord WHERE IS IT Well I guess one of two things will happen, either I will discover that it was somewhere obvious, or else I will never see it again; i don&#8217;t know that such things as good samaritans exist in this uncivilised barbaric desert of a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/?p=78\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">asdfjkl;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-handhelds"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2oQjh-asdfjkl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":210,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pent.semilunar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}